Texting: Equine Style, Efficient Communication Tools

13 April 2011
Posted in Articles

In today's ever faster moving world, it is important to be efficient in our communication, especially when texting. In the interest of helping the horse world keep pace, following are some abbreviations for common phrases we use every day.

OOH - Out Of Hay

LAS - Lost A Shoe

FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing

FTC -- Forgot The Carrots

MIHA - Mare's In Heat, Again

IPTI - I'll Pick Up Tennis Instead

LWW - Lesson Went Well

MSMBO - Mud Sucked My Boot Off

HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair

HAO - Hay All Over

HIMB - Hay In My Bra

PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt

UD - Unplanned Dismount

PTTDG - Prayed To The Dirt God

MMM - Master Manure Mucker

OOM - Out Of Money

MHTS - More Horses Than Sense

BAHHFDP - Bought Another Horse Husband Filed Divorce Papers

GBBF - Got Board Bill, Fainted

GFBF - Got Farrier Bill, Fainted

HRHCF - Husband Realized Horse Costs, Fainted

SLH - Smell Like Horse

DQFOY - Dressage Queen Fell Off - Yippee

HTNHFH - Hiding The New Horse From Hubby

WWFNS - Will Work For New Saddle

AROGC - Arena Rained Out - Going Crazy

SSB - Saddle Sore Butt

ALIGAR - At Least I Got A Ribbon

NLT - No Lesson Today

HGR - Have A Great Ride!